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victory7 Joined: 29 Sep 2009 Posts: 119	Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:50 pm  And thats how the fight started...for those of us who aren`t My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************** ********************** wife is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's is near perfect.' And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************** ********************** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************** ********************** I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started.... ************************************************** ********************** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight started.....
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mayflower Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Posts: 446	Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:48 pm  Tongue-n-cheek right?? Are you really looking for a wife? _________________ God looks at the heart...how 'bout you?
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AngelsWay Joined: 05 Jan 2010 Posts: 103	Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:00 pm  For those of us who aren't.... what??? WOW..... Either this belongs on the Jokes forum page,where the guys might enjoy the content..... or this is a very sad statement of what happens when men are oblivious and just don't care. At the very least I guess this post could be looked at as a warning to those men who might take marriage lightly. God's way is for marriage to be for a lifetime - come better or worse - and one should choose a mate wisely and plan on being devoted (and loving) to each other until death do you part. See what God says in the Scriptures: Ephesians 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for it. Ephesians 5:28-29 So husbands ought to love their own wives as their own bodies; he who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as the Lord does the church. There you have it - my two cents worth! _________________ On the Way of Christ Jesus - AngelsWay I want to tread where angels have tread and walk as close to our Heavenly Father and our Lord Jesus Christ as I possibly can! Remaining on the Narrow Path and relying on the Holy Spirit is how that walk is happening in my life! Luke 1:37
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songbyglory Joined: 10 Nov 2009 Posts: 230	Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:37 pm  I agree with both my sisters. In addition to their statements I do not feel that this is an appropiate posting. It is neither funny or nor meant to inspire. It is a put down of the woman. 2 Tim. 15-16 says, "Be diligent to present yourself approved to God, a worker who does not need to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth. 16 But shun profane and idle babblings, for they will increase to more ungodliness." Maybe we should practice this a little.
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grateful Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 675	Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:50 am  Hilarious! I laughed out loud. _________________ ** Signed: Grateful **
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cmdrchristof Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 676	Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:28 pm  this should be in the joke section, I think that you women are taking it too seriously. It's not meant derogatorily, it is showing the difference between men and women in joke form. I hope that you do not take offence from this, there is far worse things out there in the world. Peace and love CC _________________ Life is short~Death is sure~ Sin the cause~ Christ the cure
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rbarbour1051 Joined: 01 Mar 2010 Posts: 23	Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:11 pm  The Fight Cheer up, I have overcome the world. Be of good cheer. Ricky ..thanks vic7 Last edited by rbarbour1051 on Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:52 pm; edited 3 times in total
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AngelsWay Joined: 05 Jan 2010 Posts: 103	Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:38 pm  Women and Men Laugh at Different Things! Okay, I get it! Men think this post is funny! Women not so much. In fact women are even UPSET that men THINK it is funny! So guys out there, why do YOU think the ladies are upset over this type of joke? Are there any guys out there who do not think the joke is funny? And ladies, if you are upset by it, why are you so upset? Are their any ladies out there who think the joke is funny? Maybe we just might find out a thing or two about the other half of the human creation... _________________ On the Way of Christ Jesus - AngelsWay I want to tread where angels have tread and walk as close to our Heavenly Father and our Lord Jesus Christ as I possibly can! Remaining on the Narrow Path and relying on the Holy Spirit is how that walk is happening in my life! Luke 1:37 Last edited by AngelsWay on Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:48 pm; edited 1 time in total
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grateful Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 675	Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:40 pm  It's situational comedy, ladies. But, yeah, probably should have been in the jokes forum, my man. Let me know if you repost it over there and I'll zero this one out. _________________ ** Signed: Grateful **
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AngelsWay Joined: 05 Jan 2010 Posts: 103	Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:51 pm  Okay, grateful, now I'm LOL! Guys don't get what all the women are fussing about!! And women can't understand why the men think it is so funny!! NOW I think THAT is hilarious! _________________ On the Way of Christ Jesus - AngelsWay I want to tread where angels have tread and walk as close to our Heavenly Father and our Lord Jesus Christ as I possibly can! Remaining on the Narrow Path and relying on the Holy Spirit is how that walk is happening in my life! Luke 1:37
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grateful Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 675	Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:20 pm  AngelsWay wrote: Guys don't get what all the women are fussing about!! And women can't understand why the men think it is so funny!! NOW I think THAT is hilarious! *** Left Brain/Right Brain, and all that...snakes & snails & puppy dog tails... Sugar 'n spice, & everything nice... God in Genesis says women will have consternation with men...or something like that. I think this thread is a perfect example... --Though I also think the 'tone' of the men in the joke situations was probaly a bit 'mean' more than it was clueless... _________________ ** Signed: Grateful **
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steve1313 Joined: 09 Mar 2010 Posts: 814	Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:00 pm  This i call how the fight diddnt get started i agree that other one should be in the bad joke section. My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?" I replied "whatever you would like". And that's how the fight diddnt get started..... ************************************************** ********************** wife is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'You still look as beautifull as the day i met you.' And that's how the fight diddnt get started ..... ************************************************** ********************** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a new car . And that's how the fight diddnt get started..... ************************************************** ********************** I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about we go camping ?' And that's when the fight diddnt get started .... ************************************************** ********************** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'i said maybe your right ill have the vegitarian salad and how about you dear .' And that's how the fight diddnt get started.....
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