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For those without a sense of humor: The following is a joke!

1. If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.

2. Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

3. Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!

4. Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD!

5. Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to blow the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away!

6. Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

7. Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

8. BOY:Are you tired?
GIRL:Why?
BOY:Because you've been running through my mind all day.

9. Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

10. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never ending garden!

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3BKeys · Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject: Tacky and superficial

You don't really expect anyone to say those things, do you?

doGraeF · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:29 am Post subject:

This is one of my favorites:

"You don't have an accountability partner?... Me neither!"

Daniel

leesw2 · Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:42 pm Post subject:

More pick up lines here

Mr. Green

house · Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:09 pm Post subject:

As a Christian, it is offensive and insulting to have any pick up lines on a Christian website.

Mad

leesw2 · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject:

It's a joke people!!!
Rolling Eyes

tlcnurselady · Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject:

I think they're kinda cute. Just because we're Christians, it doesn't mean we have to be "sticks in the mud" - we deserve the right to smile occasionally also! Smile

yadah · Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:35 am Post subject:

I like pick-up lines. They're cute! And at least you know the person is interested (as opposed to someone who walks up to you and discusses the weather for 20 minutes and you have to figure out what he wants) Very Happy

RitRoz · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:43 am Post subject:

They are the worst pick up lines I've ever heard. If any guy tried them on me, I'd run a mile laughing all the way. Good effort but don't give up the day job!

GamingChristian · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject:

Some of these pickup lines were used by Will Smith in Fresh Prince of BeLair. Great pickup lines, although I don't know if girls will be swayed by them or walk away, haha.


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